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Transcript:

I curse you to live forever! / How’s that a curse?

Society will change and change and change and then one day you will cease to belong anywhere. / Yeah, but I’ll be famous the whole time as the world’s oldest man.

Your immortality will separate you from your mortal brethren. / Yeah, it’ll make me better than them.

You will watch as your loved ones die. / I’ll get over it. I have forever.

You will have to watch endless remakes of beloved movies. / HAVE MERCY! HAVE MERCY!

(This is only mildly serious.)